Welcome to Boregon. An endless frontier lush with opportunity and danger. These ancient lands beckon you with their stillness and beauty. But beware things may not be as boring as they seem. Spirits and other powerful forces lurk about protecting this place from opportunists and villains. Boregon is a weird place. Do you have the courage and boredom to plow forward and explore it?

A majestic hawk soars high above, then suddenly drops liquid excrement in your eye. It really stings.

Your wagon wheel breaks. While fixing it you get a really bad splinter in your middle finger.

Bees! Bees everywhere!

Elves, being the meticulous accountants of the forest, demand a review of your supplies, and find that records of your food and potions are not up to date.

Your party is stricken by a mysterious, magical illness. The only cure? Convincing a unicorn to sneeze. But there are no unicorns to be found.

A ghost of a former adventurer insists on giving you directions. Unfortunately, his sense of direction is as lost as he is. You lose a day.

A charismatic horse trader offers to exchange one of your tired horses for what he claims is a much stronger steed, but in reality is a farty cow.

Your wagon gets stuck in quicksand. You manage to get it out but pull your back while doing so. Because you’re old and don’t do yoga.

A friendly wizard who clearly never bathes, starts hanging out with your party. The stench is unbearable, lingering for days and making it difficult to hunt or trade.

You find an unexpected oasis. It's a perfect spot for rest, but within 10 minutes you realize it is SUPER haunted and you leave with mild psychosis.

You discover a squirrel’s huge acorn stockpile and take all of it. 300 squirrels then come out of nowhere and beat you gang initiation style. -(massive negative health impact)

Passing through a canyon, every noise your party makes echoes unusually loudly and eventually when making a stupid oxen noise you cause an avalanche that crushes your leg.

You consult an owl believed to be an oracle. Instead of wise owl advice, it rips off one of your ears.

A sudden, fierce windstorm catches your wagon's canvas, turning it into a makeshift sail. After the initial “weeeeee” you are filled with terror as you crash into a tree, scattering supplies and spraining ankles.

A rather large and confused bear blocks your mountain pass. You successfully distract it with food and by repeating “good boy, who’s a good boy??” for 20 minutes.

A severe storm forces your party to take shelter. Being bored with nothing to do, you do each other. Feeling invigorated.

A pair of inexperienced bandits attempts to rob you but keeps messing up their demands and end up leaving you extra supplies.

Goblins sneak into your camp at night and steal your shoes while you sleep. Just the shoes.

You come across 2 barrels of gunpowder in a cave. You manage to bring one into your caravan but the second explodes after another party member took a quick smoke break. "Liquid Gold Shower"

"A mischievous alchemist turns the local river into molten gold. You accidentally step in, thinking it's just unusually sparkly water."

"Goblin Tea Party"

"You stumble upon a goblin tea party. They insist you join, but their tea is brewed from mildly toxic swamp herbs."

"Dancing Shoes Hex"

"A rogue fairy enchants your boots. They won't stop dancing, and neither can you until the spell wears off at dawn."

"Wizard's Duel Mishap"

"You're accidentally caught in a crossfire during a wizards' duel. A stray spell gives you frog's legs for a day."

"Chatty Vampire"

"A vampire stops you for a 'quick chat' and decides you're interesting enough to be his new best friend rather than his snack."

"Misguided Genie"

"You free a genie who grants you three wishes. Unfortunately, he's quite literal and your wish for 'a ton of gold' is exactly that — dropping from above."

"Dragon's Diet Day"

"You encounter a dragon who's on a diet and cranky. He agrees to not eat you if you provide a month's supply of diet-approved sheep."

"Enchanted Karaoke"

"An enchanted karaoke machine compels you to sing until you get every note perfect. Turns out, you're tone deaf."

"Squid Ink Pasta"

"A squid attacks your boat, mistaking it for a rival squid. In the chaos, you're covered in ink, which is, surprisingly, a great skin conditioner."

"Time Traveling Snail"

"A time-traveling snail convinces you to take a slow ride to yesterday. It's so slow that you miss an important meeting with a local wizard."

"Fairy Dust Shower"

"A group of playful fairies sprinkle you with healing dust while you sleep, mending wounds and boosting your spirits."

"Mystic Hot Springs"

"You discover hidden hot springs with mystical properties. A quick dip restores your vitality and cures minor ailments."

"Enchanted Orchard"

"You find an enchanted orchard where the fruit not only tastes delicious but also rejuvenates anyone who eats it."

"Comedic Bard's Tune"

"A bard's humorous tune not only lifts your spirits but also magically heals some of your bruises and cuts."

"Ancient Tree's Blessing"

"An ancient talking tree is amused by your jokes and decides to bless you with good health and robustness."

"Potion Mix-Up"

"In a bizarre mix-up at a local apothecary, you accidentally consume a potion meant for enhancing endurance, giving you an unexpected health boost."

"Magical Meteor Shower"

"A magical meteor shower occurs as you camp overnight. The meteors' dust increases your health when it settles on you."

"Harvest Festival Win"

"You win a pie-eating contest at a local harvest festival. The prize includes a magical pie that boosts your health."

"Wandering Healer"

"A wandering healer passes by and, impressed by your journey, offers you a rejuvenating tonic."

"Laughing Gas Geyser"

"You accidentally trigger a geyser that spouts laughing gas. You can't stop laughing, which somehow makes you feel healthier than ever."

"Rain of Cheese"

"Clouds bizarrely condense into cheddar, raining cheese. Delicious, but a sharp cheddar edge cuts your nose."

"Invisible Bridge"

"You find an invisible bridge. It's perfectly safe, but you didn't believe it was there. You walk around it and step in a mystical mud puddle that ages your shoes 10 years in seconds."

"Singing Stones"

"You encounter stones that sing when skipped on a magical pond. They sing a tune so lovely, your stress headaches vanish."

"Insulting Parrot"

"A parrot with a surprisingly extensive vocabulary insults you deeply. You cry, but the tears are healing tears."

"Witty Witch"

"A witch offers you a deal: solve her riddle and gain youth, fail and age five years. Her riddle is just 'Why did the chicken cross the road?'"

"Philosophical Zombie"

"A zombie stops you not to eat brains, but to debate existence. You're bored to death but enlightened — gain wisdom, lose patience."

"Magic Carpet Crash"

"You take a ride on a magic carpet. It crashes because it hit a 'no-fly zone'. You fall into a haystack and find a needle that somehow heals you."

"Ogre's Poetry Night"

"An ogre invites you to a poetry night. It's terribly boring, but his cooking (fortunately, not of you) is unexpectedly nutritious."

"Mischievous Map"

"A map leads you to what's marked as 'treasure' but is actually just a mirror. You reflect on your choices."

"Time-Traveling Tortoise"

"A tortoise offers a ride back in time to fix a mistake. You accept, but he moves so slowly, you return after your problem resolved itself."

"Magical Health Insurance"

"You sign up for magical health insurance. It covers spells, curses, and dragon fire, but not mundane colds. Sadly, you catch a cold immediately after."

"Dimensional Traffic Jam"

"You're stuck in a multi-dimensional traffic jam caused by flying carpets and teleporters merging incorrectly. It's irritating, but you use the time to learn a new spell from a bumper sticker."

"Wizard WiFi"

"You connect to a free WiFi network called 'WIZnet'. It's supposed to increase your knowledge, but you just end up watching cat scrolls all day."

"Potion Subscription Box"

"You subscribe to a monthly potion box. The first delivery accidentally includes an experimental potion that turns your hair blue – surprisingly, it suits you!"

"Goblin Business Seminar"

"You attend a seminar on 'Increasing Your Hoard: Financial Advice from Goblins'. It's mostly about stealing socks, but you do find a gold coin in your shoe."

"Magical Malware"

"Your magic wand gets infected with magical malware after you point it at a suspiciously shiny artifact. It starts casting random spells until a wizard IT support cleans it."

"Spell-Proof Umbrella"

"You buy a spell-proof umbrella to shield yourself from random weather spells. It works great until it's stolen by a rain-loving witch."

"Enchanted Espresso Machine"

"You find an enchanted espresso machine that promises endless energy. You drink a cup and end up hyper for three days straight, completing two quests in record time."

"Mystical Tax Audit"

"Elves, the meticulous accountants of the forest, audit your adventure expenses. Turns out, you owe back-taxes on collected dragon gold."

"Celebrity Chef Potions"

"A celebrity chef turns his hand to potions. You sample a potion-bisque that is said to cure all ills. It's delicious, and you feel amazing!"

"Whispering Winds"

"The winds whisper ancient secrets as they pass. You gain wisdom but the incessant whispering keeps you up all night."

"Moonlight Serenade"

"Moon fairies serenade you with a lullaby that heals the soul and mends the body, granting you restful sleep and vibrant dreams."

"Bumbling Bee Blessing"

"A swarm of bumbling bees mistakes you for a flower. They're surprisingly polite and leave you with honeycombed gifts that boost your energy."

"Riddle of the Sphinx"

"A sphinx challenges you to answer her riddle or face dire consequences. You guess wrong and she scoffs before giving you a minor curse."

"Jester's Trick"

"A jester tricks you into swapping your sturdy boots for what he claims are 'enchanted' slippers. They're just very slippery."

"Giant's Feast"

"You're invited to a giant's feast. The food is great, but the portions are so large you end up overeating and feeling sluggish."

"Mirror Lake"

"A mystical mirror lake shows you your heart's desire. Inspired, you gain the motivation to continue your journey with renewed vigor."

"Pixie Prank"

"Pixies play a prank on you by turning your hair into a bouquet of flowers. It's annoying but smells quite pleasant."

"Leprechaun's Gold"

"You actually catch a leprechaun who, in exchange for his freedom, gives you a pot of gold. It's chocolate gold, but delicious."

"Troll Bridge"

"You attempt to cross a bridge guarded by a troll who insists on telling you his life story. It's painfully boring, but crossing saves you hours."

"Unlucky Penny"

"You find a penny enchanted by a mischievous wizard. It promises luck but instead causes you to trip and spill a potion that turns the sky green for a day."

"Stubbed Toe"

"You stub your toe on an ancient, cursed stone. It hurts mildly, but the curse awakens a nearby sleeping dragon who is not pleased with the disturbance."

"Lost Sock"

"A dryer in the local laundromat portal loses one of your socks. It turns out to be a portal to a dimension of lost things, unleashing an army of mismatched socks."

"Misplaced Spell Book"

"You misplace your spell book, which a novice wizard finds and mistakenly unleashes a spell that reverses gravity. Everyone is hanging onto the ground for dear life."

"Spilled Coffee"

"You spill magical coffee on a spell scroll. The scroll activates, and suddenly every word spoken around you becomes sung in opera."

"Butterfly Effect"

"You scare a butterfly, which panics and accidentally triggers a series of events leading to a temporary but intense ice age in your region."

"Mismatched Potion Ingredients"

"You accidentally mix up potion ingredients causing a minor explosion. The resulting cloud of smoke turns all local wildlife to speak in riddles for a day."

"Hiccup Spell"

"A simple hiccup while casting a spell results in you summoning a parade of dancing ghosts who can't be unsummoned until they tire themselves out."

"Broken Laces"

"Your broken shoelace gets tangled with a magical vine, leading to an accidental summoning of a vine monster obsessed with fashion critique."

"Sneeze Cascade"

"Your sneeze in a dusty library launches a cascade of magical reactions, temporarily turning the librarian into a cat, who then refuses to reverse the spells."

"Confused Compass"

"You find a compass that's supposed to point to your deepest desire. It spins wildly and points you to the nearest tavern. It turns out your deepest desire is just really good pie."

"Eternal Echo"

"You shout into a canyon and the echo starts arguing with you. It has surprisingly good points, leaving you questioning your life choices."

"Dramatic Thunderstorm"

"A thunderstorm dramatically clears up just as you finish a moving speech to your comrades. It's so cheesy that everyone gains a boost of confidence (and eye rolls)."

"Mood Ring of Destiny"

"You wear a mood ring that controls the weather based on your emotions. You accidentally cause a snowstorm during a tantrum."

"Caffeinated Grounds"

"You camp on ancient caffeinated grounds. No one sleeps that night, but you cover twice the distance the next day."

"Grumpy Tree"

"A grumpy talking tree gives you directions, but only because it wants you to leave it alone. The directions are spot-on, but delivered with such sass that you're not sure if you should be grateful or offended."

"Runaway Spell"

"You try a new spell from a sketchy scroll. It works, but it also makes all your gear sprout legs and run around camp."

"Glitter Bomb"

"A misfired spell turns into a glitter bomb. You're sparkly and highly visible for days, attracting both admiration and predators."

"Teleportation Snafu"

"A teleportation spell goes awry, sending you to the top of a tree. Good news: you can see your destination. Bad news: you're afraid of heights."

"Banana Peel of Fate"

"You slip on a magically enchanted banana peel which sends you sliding into a hidden cave filled with treasure... and bats."

"The Melodramatic Fog"

"You wander into a fog that sighs dramatically and tells sad tales of yore. You come out wiser but incredibly gloomy."

"Spontaneous Disco"

"A spell gone wrong turns a serious battle into a spontaneous disco party. You can't help but dance along, which surprisingly boosts morale but leaves you a bit tired."

"Mischievous Squirrels"

"Magical squirrels steal your map and replace it with a napkin scribbled with what seems to be a joke. The joke is so good, it heals."

"Antisocial Hermit's Curse"

"An antisocial hermit curses you for disturbing his peace. Now, every time you try to speak, your words come out as polite apologies."

"Lazy River"

"You try to cross a lazy, sentient river that refuses to let you swim. It insists on floating you gently to the other side, which is the wrong side."

"Reverse Rain"

"You encounter a cloud that rains upwards. It's fascinating but you end up soaked from below, making your boots uncomfortably squishy."

"Haunted Hat"

"A hat you find turns out to be haunted. It gives excellent advice but moans about its past life at inconvenient times."

"Prophetic Pudding"

"You eat a pudding that predicts your future. It foresees a minor trip over a rock. Ironically, knowing this doesn't help you avoid it."

"Bewitched Broccoli"

"You're served broccoli that's been bewitched to taste like chocolate. Delicious, but the nutritional confusion leaves your stomach puzzled."

"Goblin Karaoke Challenge"

"Goblins challenge you to a karaoke duel. Their singing is terrible, but so is yours. Mutual respect is gained, along with a slight headache."

"Wi-Fi Woods"

"Trees in these woods emit natural Wi-Fi signals. Great signal, but every message is 100 years old."

"Quantum Coffee"

"You drink quantum coffee that decides to be hot or cold randomly when sipped."

"Rogue GPS"

"Your magical map updates slowly and always recalculates to 'turn around' mid-battle."

"Spellcheck Quill"

"A quill that auto-corrects spells as you write them, often with disastrous results."

"Goblin Traffic"

"A herd of goblins crossing the path delays your journey by an hour."

"Potion Pop-up Ads"

"Drinking a potion triggers a mental pop-up ad for more potions. Closing it takes three tries."

"Eternal Hold Music"

"A spell puts you on hold with an enchanted item shop. The hold music is catchy but endless."

"Cursed Conference Call"

"You're pulled into a cursed conference call with witches. No one can figure out who's speaking."

"Mystic Printer"

"You find a mystical printer that only prints cryptic riddles... and is always out of ink."

"Synchronized Watch"

"Your watch syncs with a local wizard's time spell, now you're always either too early or too late."

"Infinite Scroll"

"You find a scroll that literally scrolls infinitely. It's mesmerizing but wastes your whole day."

"Mystic Muzak"

"An enchanted elevator plays muzak that's so hypnotic, it briefly makes you forget your quest."

"Autocorrect Amulet"

"An amulet tries to 'autocorrect' your spells, usually at the worst times. Fireball becomes fireworks."

"Password Potion"

"A potion that requires you to remember a password you set a century ago to activate its effects."

"Spam Spell"

"You're cursed with a spell that makes everyone you meet try to sell you magic beans."

"Biometric Broomstick"

"Your broomstick now requires a fingerprint to start, but it never works on the first try."

"Ghostly Glitch"

"A ghost haunts your shield, causing it to glitch and flicker during battles."

"Cloud Storage"

"Your magical items are stored in an actual cloud. When it rains, you can't access anything."

"404 Crystal Ball"

"Your crystal ball shows a '404: Future Not Found' error just as you're about to make a crucial decision."

"Thermostat Wars"

"A spell gone wrong means you and your companions can't agree on a comfortable ambient temperature."

"Vanishing Vending Machine"

"A vending machine appears offering magical snacks. You insert a coin and it van

Unscheduled Apocalypse - A minor clerical error in the prophecy department causes an unscheduled apocalypse rehearsal. It's chaotic but temporary.

Karaoke Curse - You're cursed to speak in karaoke lyrics. Catchy but complicates serious conversations.

Exploding Envelopes - Envelopes from an unknown sender explode into glitter and confetti. Harmless but very messy.

Reality TV Rift - A rift in space-time sucks you into a reality TV show where wizards compete to make the best potion under time pressure.

Infinite Inbox - Your magical inbox starts receiving an infinite number of messages from alternate universes. Deleting them is a full-time job.

Bouncing Boulders - Boulders near your campsite start bouncing when moonlight touches them. Amusing until one bounces into your tent.

Mimicking Mud - You step in mud that mimics everything you say. It's funny until it starts roasting you in front of your friends.

Sassy Shadows - Your shadow gains a sassy personality and starts giving you unhelpful advice at the worst possible times.

Time-Traveling Toaster - You find a toaster that sends bread back in time. You toast bread yesterday, causing temporal confusion and burnt toast today.

Ghostly Gunfighter Duel - You're challenged to a duel by a ghostly gunfighter whose bullets freeze time. You dodge just in time, but your watch stops forever.

Saloon Sorcery - A saloon where the drinks predict the future. You have a sip and see tomorrow's weather, which is surprisingly stormy.

Witchy Wagon Wheel - Your wagon wheel turns into a sentient being thanks to a wayward spell and now refuses to go anywhere it considers dull.

Cactus Conjurer - A cactus you pass starts conjuring water instead of storing it. Great for refills, bad for keeping dry.

Prairie Pixie Stampede - You witness a rare prairie pixie stampede. Tiny but fierce, they leave a trail of sparkling dust that heals.

Lasso of Light - You find a lasso that captures moonlight and can rope shadows. Useful until you accidentally catch a shadow beast.

Desert Djinn's Deal - A desert djinn offers you three wishes in exchange for a ride to the next town. The ride is silent, the wishes come with quirks.

Tumbleweed Tornado - A tornado made entirely of tumbleweeds sweeps through, leaving behind a map to hidden treasures.

Outlaw Oracles - A gang of outlaw oracles predicts your every move during a poker game. You lose your hat but gain a prophecy.

Gold Rush Ghost Town - You explore a ghost town where the spirits are still panning for gold. They share ghostly gold that vanishes at dawn.

Fickle Fairy Fog - A fog of mischievous fairies confuses travelers with illusions. You chase a mirage and accidentally end up three villages over.

Changeling Child's Game - A changeling child swaps places with your map. Every direction leads to a new prank until you play along.

Dancing Stones - Stones in the ancient circle start dancing at midnight, trapping you in a rhythmic ritual until dawn.

Mermaid's Mischief - A mermaid convinces you to trade your voice for a sea shell. The shell whispers sea secrets but your voice is now only waves.

Banshee's Wail - A banshee's wail foretells misfortune but you misinterpret it as a singing lesson. Your singing improves, your luck doesn't.

Leprechaun Loophole - You catch a leprechaun who tricks you into a loophole. He leaves you with a pot of fool's gold that turns to leaves at sunrise.

Griffin's Grudge - A griffin remembers you stepping on its tail as a child. It forgives you, but not before a wild chase through the clouds.

Witch's Brew Blunder - You accidentally knock over a witch's brew. It spawns a magical creature that insists on following you home.

Pixie Dust Storm - A storm of pixie dust makes everyone in your party float uncontrollably for hours. Hilarious but inconvenient.

Enchanted Mirror Maze - An enchanted mirror maze traps you in reflections of the past. You navigate out, but not without confronting old ghosts.

Orbital Overlap - You stumble into a temporal anomaly where yesterday, today, and tomorrow orbit each other. You have tea thrice with the same alien.

Meteor Shower Misfire - A meteor shower turns out to be a time-traveling ship's exhaust. You catch a ride but keep looping back to the start of the shower.

Galactic Groundhog Day - A galactic anomaly causes a Groundhog Day effect. You relive winning an interstellar bet until you learn to lose graciously.

Supernova Snafu - You witness a supernova that resets time each time it explodes. Great for cosmic shows, bad for aging.

Black Hole Wallet - Your wallet falls into a mini black hole. Every time you retrieve it, it's yesterday and you spend the same coins over and over.

Quantum Quandary - Quantum entanglement with a distant star makes you repeat actions until the star is observed by someone else.

Cosmic Carousel - You ride a cosmic carousel that spins back time with each revolution. Exiting correctly is key to aging normally.

Alien Antiques Roadshow - You visit an alien antiques roadshow where artifacts reset your day whenever appraised. One piece keeps appraising itself.

Time-Loop Teaparty - A teaparty stuck in a time loop tests your patience and tea preferences. You can't leave until you learn to brew the perfect cup.

Stellar Syncopation - Stars align causing rhythmic time pulses. Dancing to their beat is the only way to keep time from skipping.

Universal Remote - You find a universal remote that controls the universe's settings. Accidentally hit 'mute' and now everything is silent. Great, no one can hear you scream.

Space-Time Spam - Your cosmic communicator starts receiving spam messages from across the multiverse. 'Hot singles in your orbit!' Sure, if you're into asteroids.

Nebula Nap - You nap in a nebula and wake up with your ship navigated by a star cluster that thinks reruns of 'The Big Bang' are instructions for operating the universe.

Galactic Glitch - You accidentally download a glitch in the matrix of space-time. Now reality buffers and you get stuck in a loop of tripping over nothing.

Astrologer's Error - An astrologer reads your horoscope wrong and you spend the day as a Scorpio. Revenge plots were never so appealing.

Wormhole Wrong Turn - You take a wrong turn at a wormhole and end up in a cosmic fast food drive-thru. They don't take intergalactic credits, and your fries are cold.